Anonymous asked: help me find my pet snail
"Why it’s just a snail."
"A pet is a pet, Bad. We’ll do our best~"
5 HOURS LATER
"WE’RE NEVER GONNA FIND THIS FRICKEN THING -storms away-"
"OMG EW I STEPPED ON A SNAIL."
lilidani15 asked: I'm going to take out ur mods, then YOU! Also I'll kidnap Good and make him wear a maid outfit with cat ears and a tail and have him do an exotic dance on Bad, because I'm sure that in his mind that is what he secretly wanted! >:Y
“STOP SENDING THESE WEIRD ASKS CIVILIAN LILIDANI15 WE ARE COPS AND WE DO GOOD STUFF AND YOU’RE FREAKING ME OUT WE JUST WANT TO HELP YOU BUT WHEN U DO THIS IT MAKES - ASKDAS.”
lilidani15 asked: Tell ur mods that I will come after them and show them my fanart and fanfiction of you guys together, you never saw me *touches Badcop's butt, backflips away, then lands on a motorcycle, driving it backwards and ollies out into the sun*
“WHAT THE - “
winter-ler asked: Do you guys interrogate people like in the movies :O? In a dark room and stuff :'D?
“Well we tried using a dark room one time to interrogate some Lorax copycat but —”
“OF COURSE WE INTERROGATE PEOPLE THAT’S WHAT BEING A COP IS ALL ABOUT - HAHA…”
“— Bad’s afraid of the dark. o (◡‿◡✿)”
“I AM NOT!!”