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Anonymous asked: help me find my pet snail

"Why it’s just a snail."

"A pet is a pet, Bad. We’ll do our best~"

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5 HOURS LATER

"WE’RE NEVER GONNA FIND THIS FRICKEN THING -storms away-"

CRUNCH

"OMG EW I STEPPED ON A SNAIL."

"YOU WHAT?!"

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lilidani15 asked: I'm going to take out ur mods, then YOU! Also I'll kidnap Good and make him wear a maid outfit with cat ears and a tail and have him do an exotic dance on Bad, because I'm sure that in his mind that is what he secretly wanted! >:Y

“STOP SENDING THESE WEIRD ASKS CIVILIAN LILIDANI15 WE ARE COPS AND WE DO GOOD STUFF AND YOU’RE FREAKING ME OUT WE JUST WANT TO HELP YOU BUT WHEN U DO THIS IT MAKES - ASKDAS.”

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“LOL. OMFG.”

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squirtledd:

do you guys remember this cute video of a poodle walking on its hind legs?

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well, in order for the puppy to learn this, its owner trained it by yelling, cursing, hitting, and throwing it. simply to gain internet fame.

video proof can be found here. warning: it is very hard to watch, but this puppy deserves justice.

if you’d like to act, here is a link to a petition

more people need to know the truth behind this “cute walking puppy”

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ruinedchildhood:

HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON

(Source: strawberrycum, via entrywound)

angryasiangirlsunited:

justicefreedom:

I am finally breaking my silence…
My mom has been missing for more than 2 weeks now.. Her cellphone number is still unreacheable up to this very moment… She said that she was just going to Baclaran, but she never came back… =[[
Ana-Liza Hinahon Caballero44 years old.
If you have any information about her whereabouts, please, kindly notify us thru these contact numbers: (046) 412-1488, (046) 412-2455, 09155193542, 09278092202, 09266528166…
Tumblr friends, I am humbly asking for your cooperation in sharing this post on your blog… I will forever be grateful and indebted to you…
Maraming salamat talaga.. Kayo ang pag-asa ko at ng pamilya namin… Love you all…

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angryasiangirlsunited:

justicefreedom:

I am finally breaking my silence…

My mom has been missing for more than 2 weeks now.. Her cellphone number is still unreacheable up to this very moment… She said that she was just going to Baclaran, but she never came back… =[[

Ana-Liza Hinahon Caballero
44 years old.

If you have any information about her whereabouts, please, kindly notify us thru these contact numbers: (046) 412-1488, (046) 412-2455, 09155193542, 09278092202, 09266528166…

Tumblr friends, I am humbly asking for your cooperation in sharing this post on your blog… I will forever be grateful and indebted to you…

Maraming salamat talaga.. Kayo ang pag-asa ko at ng pamilya namin… Love you all…

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apology for poor english

and you??????????????

apology for poor english

and you??????????????

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lilidani15 asked: Tell ur mods that I will come after them and show them my fanart and fanfiction of you guys together, you never saw me *touches Badcop's butt, backflips away, then lands on a motorcycle, driving it backwards and ollies out into the sun*

“WHAT THE - “ 

all-four-cheekbones:

daftwithoneshoe:

Shut up. I needed a kitten stealing a pancake on my blog.

Honestly, if you don’t need a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog, it had better be because you already have a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog.

(Source: prismspalette, via smog-ler)

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winter-ler asked: Do you guys interrogate people like in the movies :O? In a dark room and stuff :'D?

“Well we tried using a dark room one time to interrogate some Lorax copycat but —”

“OF COURSE WE INTERROGATE PEOPLE THAT’S WHAT BEING A COP IS ALL ABOUT - HAHA…”

“— Bad’s afraid of the dark. o (◡‿◡✿)

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“I AM NOT!!”

“Mmhm. \(◕‿◕✿)”

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"UH…Excuse me…?"

 ”What…wHy would I—?”
"he’s aiight…" 

"UH…Excuse me…?"

 ”What…wHy would I—?”

"he’s aiight…"